Who Opened the Refrigerator Door?

I just want to ask all the humans out there one thing.

Oh, this should really be good!

Who left the refrigerator door open?

What are you talking about?

Have you stuck your nose outside at all today?

You know Mom doesn’t let us go outside on Wednesday nights ‘cuz she has to go practice singing in the choir.

I wonder if she’ll ever get those notes right?

You’re going off the subject again.  What about the refrigerator door?

Well, I think that’s what happened ‘cuz it’s cold outside!!!  I was sitting in the window and it was a little bit open so I could feel the cold air.  Therefore, I figured lots of humans must have left their refrigerator doors open so all the cold air could escape.

Wouldn’t that ruin all the food inside?

Probably, but can you give me another reason why it suddenly got cold outside?

I’m too tired to think about that now.  Let’s go crawl under the covers on Mom’s bed.

Ok………….but you humans better shut those refrigerator doors!  We don’t like it when it’s cold.