Mom’s Confused…..Again!

Mom said everything is messed up.

Is she talking about us?

I don’t think so, but I can never be sure.

Why are things messed up and why is she confused?

She said it’s almost Christmas and it’s too warm.  She said she was driving around in that big car thing that takes her places and she said she had the windows down.  I kind of like this warm weather ‘cuz we can go outside and play.  I even found some dirt to roll around in yesterday, and it wasn’t that white stuff that’s out there sometimes.

Wasn’t that fun?  I saw Mom hanging some of those sheets on the line.  That got me excited ‘cuz I knew she was going to make her bed and I LOVE to help with that!  She says I’m not help at all but I know she doesn’t mean it.

Do you want another drinking lesson tonight?

Sure thing.  You make drinking from the bathroom faucet look so easy.  I seem to get more water on me than in me.  How do you do it?

You have to position yourself just right and you have to make sure Mom doesn’t turn on the water too fast.  I really love drinking that fresh water.

I noticed that you almost knocked Mom down a few times ‘cuz you were in such a hurry to get into the bathroom ahead of her.

I guess I should be a little more careful or she might fall and then who would feed us?

I’ll go watch for Mom to get home so you can give me another lesson.  If I fall asleep, don’t forget to wake me.