Super Bowl and Football

What’s football?

I don’t know.  Why?

Mom says there’s a big football game this weekend and it’s called the Super Bowl.

Ok….let’s figure this out together.  First of all, you know that we both like games so it already sounds like a winner in my opinion.  What else have you heard about the Super Bowl?

I know it’s about football…..whatever that is.

Wait, that’s easy!  You know what a foot is.  You also know what a ball is.

Oh yeah!!!  Mom puts that little jingle ball in the bathtub for us and it’s so much fun to kick it around.  We can really make that thing fly!  So, we use our feet and it’s a ball.  Is that football then?

I think so.  What else have you heard?

I’ve heard on TV that people have Super Bowl parties and they have lots of food.

Well I know you understand that perfectly because it involves food.  So, maybe everyone gets really, really big bowls and they put lots of food in those bowls…..

….and then they get in bathtubs and kick little jingle balls around?  I can’t wait until Sunday to see all this.

Humans are strange.