Hello, my name is Hemingway and I’m a Plant Eater.
What are you doing?
I’m practicing.
Practicing what?
Mom said she was going to send me to Plant Eaters Anonymous and I am supposed to introduce myself to all the fur people and humans.
When are you going?
I have no idea. I just know that Mom got upset with me last night ‘cuz I wouldn’t leave her plants alone. She kept chasing me away but I kept going right back to the same spot. Finally she said she was taking me to Plant Eaters Anonymous.
Why were you being so stubborn?
I was just concerned about Mom and thought she needed some exercise so I kept making her get up and walk over to the plants.
I don’t believe that. You were just being naughty for the fun of it.
Well, most of the time I just like to stare at the dirt. Have you ever noticed how fascinating it is? I sit and stare at it and I imagine myself in some nice yard on a sunny day enjoying a gentle breeze.
Your imagination is almost as wild as Mom’s!
Hush. I have to practice speaking clearly. Hello, my name is…..
Are they serving food at that meeting????
TwoCatsViews 
What a cute picture of you, Hemingway!
Thanks, human Donna! I always try my cutest pose when I’m in trouble ‘cuz then Mom doesn’t get quite as mad at me. Please don’t tell her or it won’t work.