I don’t like it when Mom sells garages!
Shakespeare, I’ve explained to you before. Mom wasn’t selling garages, she was selling things at a garage sale.
I don’t care if she was selling things, garages, or even dogs. I don’t like it!
Why are you so mad?
Did you notice how nice it was Saturday? It was a gorgeous day and where were we? WE WERE INSIDE!
Oh, that’s what’s bugging you. Well, I didn’t like the fact that we had to stay inside but you know Mom doesn’t let us go outside if she isn’t home.
Well, she should only be gone during the week. On weekends she’s supposed to stay here and let us play outside.
That’s a good point!
She can sell garages during the week.
Well, even though I don’t think she had a choice, I think I’m beginning to see your point. We need to unite the rest of the fur people and tell the humans what we want.
NO MORE SELLING GARAGES ON THE WEEKEND!!!
Shakespeare, the humans aren’t going to understand you. You have to tell them that they can’t be selling things at Garage Sales on the weekend.
Fine! What Hemingway said!!
Human readers, it’s for your own good that you listen to the fur people. We love your company and when you’re busy on weekends we don’t get to play and then we get cranky.
Trust us………you don’t want cranky fur people around.