Mom….since Shakespeare’s birthday is next month, I have a great idea. Why don’t you get him a big pillow? See how I hang over all the place on this one? I know he would love it and I’ll make sure that he shares it with me.
Mom…..I’m so excited that my birthday’s coming but don’t listen to Hemingway. I don’t need a big pillow. I don’t hang all over the place on that pillow and I like it. Hemingway just needs to get on the treadmill. However, notice how nice these plumeria leaves look on my head? I think it would be great to go to the beach for my birthday. Just think……….we could get out of the snow and cold.
Mom….if we go to the beach, how are we getting there and how far is it?
The Mom: Boys, the beach is really far away and we would have to drive for several days or take a plane.
No way!!!! I’m not going in the car.
I don’t want to be in a car that long either.
Maybe that pillow is a good idea after all….