We keep reading blogs about fur people and their humans having fun outside in the warm sun.

We don’t have that!!!

We’re getting really testy about what the stupid weather people are allowing to come to our house.

We thought we were all done with that white stuff and the other day more of that stuff came and it’s staying!

We are not happy kitties.

We looked at that long thing on the wall that has all the numbers on it and it says spring is here.

It’s lying and it’s not nice to lie!

We were trying to figure out what’s wrong and we came up with a couple of ideas.  First of all, we’ve talked about this before and nobody listens.  That big bright light in the sky that brings the warmth has not been shining for several days.  We are convinced it needs new batteries.  We keep telling Mom that if she gives us the batteries we’ll try to put them in but all she does is look at us.

Just the other day we were discussing this awful weather and we came up with another idea.

Yes, we don’t know why we didn’t think of this before.  Many of the humans have these big boxes outside that blow cold air into their homes in the summer when it gets hot.

Mom said last summer ours was broken so we didn’t get any cold air to cool us off but then she got a new box and if summer ever comes again she said it will be cool in the house.

Anyway, we are convinced that all these big boxes have been leaking their cold air into space and now there’s a big abundance of cold air and it has taken over the weather here.

All the humans need to check those big boxes and see if they are leaking and if they are, they better fix them right away.

As usual, we’ve discovered that the weather problems can be blamed on the humans.  They need to put new batteries in the bright light in the sky and they need to plug up those big boxes outside so the warm air can come.

Thank you for listening to us.  Please take care of things now ‘cuz we’re getting crabby staying inside!