Dear Readers, this is always a very scary thing when he says something like that.
Stop it. This makes perfect sense and you are going to be amazed.
So what is it?
Well, I’ve decided to go to school.
You can’t leave the back yard.
I can take classes on this computer. They talk about it on that TV thing all the time.
What are you going to study? Mice? Birds? Catnip?
I’m going to be a teacher.
Oh no………….. Why????
Well, I’ve been watching how the little and not so little humans have been heading back to school this fall. They’re all excited to meet their new teachers and some of them even bring their teachers apples.
Where did you hear that?
I saw it on that TV thing. Anyway, I figured if they are smart enough to bring apples, then maybe I can teach them to bring catnip! Now, isn’t that the perfect idea???
You have been into the catnip way too much lately……