Dear Readers, this is always a very scary thing when he says something like that.
Stop it. This makes perfect sense and you are going to be amazed.
So what is it?
Well, I’ve decided to go to school.
You can’t leave the back yard.
I can take classes on this computer. They talk about it on that TV thing all the time.
What are you going to study? Mice? Birds? Catnip?
I’m going to be a teacher.
Oh no………….. Why????
Well, I’ve been watching how the little and not so little humans have been heading back to school this fall. They’re all excited to meet their new teachers and some of them even bring their teachers apples.
Where did you hear that?
I saw it on that TV thing. Anyway, I figured if they are smart enough to bring apples, then maybe I can teach them to bring catnip! Now, isn’t that the perfect idea???
You have been into the catnip way too much lately……
I’m going to sleep and forget we ever had this conversation.
Personally, I don’t think humans are all that teachable.
We tend to agree with you, Sparkle. Maybe Shakespeare needs to think this through a little better.
That’s not a bad idea!!
Purrs
Getting more catnip is always a great idea but teaching may not work………hmmmmmm…..we may have to come up with something else.
Hmmm true.
I wanted to thank you guys for coming to Milou’s birthday pawty yesterday!
Purrs
You’re welcome. We love parties!!
Whee wanna be teachers if there are apples involved! ^_^
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
If we get any extra apples we will for sure send them to you guys! 🙂
Well it’s a good plan BUT finding enough kitties who will give up napping long enough to attend your classes might be problematic…know what I mean? zzzzzzzz oops – sorry – I drifted off for a minute.
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Even finding humans who wouldn’t nap all the time may be a problem…….
doodz…if ewe teech lunch brake…sign uz up !!!
You’re signed up!
You two have some of the best conversations. How are they going to get the catnip to you, if you are doing the teaching on the computer? Just curious! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Maurico
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm………..maybe Mom can invent something where they can send the catnip right through the computer! Mommmmmm…….
ummm…I’m thinking you might wanna rethink that there Shakespeare…it might mean you have to get close to those little grabby hands…
I’m going to sleep on it. 😉