Lofty Plans

Shakespeare's GraduationI’ve been thinking…..

Dear Readers, this is always a very scary thing when he says something like that.

Stop it.  This makes perfect sense and you are going to be amazed.

So what is it?

Well, I’ve decided to go to school.

You can’t leave the back yard.

I can take classes on this computer.   They talk about it on that TV thing all the time.

What are you going to study?  Mice? Birds? Catnip?

I’m going to be a teacher.

Oh no…………..  Why????

Well, I’ve been watching how the little and not so little humans have been heading back to school this fall.  They’re all excited to meet their new teachers and some of them even bring their teachers apples.

Where did you hear that?

I saw it on that TV thing.  Anyway, I figured if they are smart enough to bring apples, then maybe I can teach them to bring catnip!  Now, isn’t that the perfect idea???

You have been into the catnip way too much lately……

Hemingway...what can I sayI’m going to sleep and forget we ever had this conversation.

16 thoughts on “Lofty Plans

  1. Well it’s a good plan BUT finding enough kitties who will give up napping long enough to attend your classes might be problematic…know what I mean? zzzzzzzz oops – sorry – I drifted off for a minute.

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  2. You two have some of the best conversations. How are they going to get the catnip to you, if you are doing the teaching on the computer? Just curious! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Maurico

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