Did Mom tell you where she went this afternoon?
Weren’t you listening? She said she was going to a baby shower.
I must have been sleeping. What’s a baby shower, anyway? Do they just all get together to watch a dirty baby get a shower? Hey….maybe they did it because it rained today. They could just take the baby outside in the rain shower. Still, I don’t think that would be much fun.
Shakespeare, you’ve got to learn to pay attention. Mom went to a party for our former and current doctor. They’re going to have a baby.
Hey….that’s the doctor man who actually held me and then clipped my nails. I sure told him what I thought about that! I don’t remember the doctor lady. I must have seen her when I was really little.
Yes, you were very young and just as much of a problem!
Our two doctors are going to have a baby? Are they going to have a baby kitten?
Do I have to teach you EVERYTHING???? They’re going to have a baby human. They even told everyone that it’s going to be a little boy.
So who had a shower? Did Mom get wet?
Goofball, when they say it’s a baby shower they mean they are having a party and giving gifts to the mommy-to-be. Don’t you remember how we helped Mom wrap those gifts?
I do vaguely remember helping her with the bag and the crinkly paper.
Here’s a picture of the doctor lady opening one of our gifts and look how happy she is with the little hangers. I wonder if we left any of our fur on the paper or in the bag. I hope Mom let her know those gifts were from us, too.
We did a good job with the gifts, didn’t we? I still don’t understand why they called it a shower. It doesn’t look like anyone got wet.
Shakespeare, take that catnip out of your ears and listen. It was a party with gifts.
You said it was a shower!
I’m going to go take a nap.