Mom, why do you have that flashy thing pointed at me? I’m not doing anything wrong. I’m just trying to take a nap. These are my “I’m glaring at you ‘cuz you’re disturbing me” eyes. Are they working? Are you scared yet?
Mom? What did you mean when you said you were going to change my name to Velcro or Sticky Sam? And I told you not to point that flashy thing at me when I’m sleeping on your lap. I tried to get my foot up on the lens but I wasn’t fast enough.
From the Mom: Stop thinking and talking about winter. I’m not ready!