I’ve decided that my nose is really cute so I’m going to be a model.  Then I’ll earn lots of money for new toys and catnip.  This is my pose to show off my cute nose.

You’re too chunky to be a model.  If anyone in this family is going to be a model it’s me.  My tail is beyond beautiful.

Here I am posing so everyone can see my beautiful tail.

And here you are posing so everyone can see your big belly.

Oh hush.  Mom says I’m handsome.  Besides, I just happen to have a big jungle pouch.

That’s not what Mom’s brother says.

Well, I’m going to work on my resume so I can start modeling.  I just have one question.  Mom says I’m a prima donna.  I don’t know what that means but I told her very quickly that I’m  a boy cat so that means I’m a prima donald.  She just laughed at me.  Should I put that on my resume?