What is it boys?
We think Santa is on the roof!!!
No boys. We’re having the roof replaced so that’s what all the noise is.
Oh. We thought it was Santa and his reindeer.
I was getting all excited ‘cuz I know my birthday is right before Christmas. I thought maybe I was getting some presents early.
Sorry to disappoint you, Hemingway. you have a couple of months to wait yet.
What about me? How long do I have to wait?
You already had your birthday this year, Shakespeare. You will have another one next March.
I guess I’ll go take a nap then.