Boys, come here so we can have a little chat. I have some questions for you.
If Hemingway says I did something naughty, then he’s telling “tails” again!!!
Relax, Shakespeare. Neither of you has been any naughtier than usual. I just have some questions.
Sure, we’ve got some time between naps and treats so go ahead and ask us stuff.
First of all, Hemingway, why do you have to follow me everywhere and get twisted up in my legs and feet?
I think it’s fun to watch you do those funny dance steps when you try to avoid stepping on me. You always tell us that it’s good to laugh each day so that means what I’m doing is a good thing.
You’ve got things twisted a little, but I understand what you’re saying. Shakespeare, why won’t you let me hold you and cuddle you?
I’m afraid you’ll mess up my beautiful tail. If the fur gets bent the wrong way then it looks silly.
Oh, I thought it was just because you are Mr. Independent.
Hemingway, why do you have to lick my face and try to groom my hair at night?
Mom, I’m just saving you time. That way, when you finally get up in the morning, you won’t have to wash your face or comb your hair ‘cuz I’ve already taken care of it for you.
Shakespeare, why are you so anxious about food?
I love food!!! I think it’s so neat that you feed me every day. I don’t want to miss out on any of those wonderful tidbits. Besides, now that winter is coming I need to stock up so that’s why I beg for more food.
Boys, this has been very interesting. Thanks for explaining some things to me. We may still have to work on a few things but at least we’re starting to understand each other a little better. I love you boys!
We love you, too, Mom! Can I go back to playing with the rug now?
Do you have any treats for us?
TwoCatsViews 
Wow, an intelligent conversation for which both of you remained awake and focused. How did you do that? We’d love to know your secret. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Mom tricked us. She caught us just before our naps so we we were trying to finish quickly so we could sleep. You know how humans love to interrupt our naps!!!!
Shakespeare, I get anxious about food too. Sometimes I feel I just can’t get enough of it.
Wally
Hemingway here: I bet you’ve never seen an orange streak! Shakespeare runs faster than a speeding bullet when someone is in the kitchen. He should be in the Olympics!! 😉
I get the feeling that your human is still a little confuzzled by you two.
The Mom here: Always!!!
Well I think it’s a good idea to stay in touch with us – you humans need to understand our thinking process (hahahahahahahaha….as if that was pawsible) and why we do what we do (double hahaha’s on that). Good try. We will remain mysterious – it’s what we do best!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Hey Sammy……we all understand each other so it must be the humans that are not quite bright. hehehehe
Amen to that guys!
h & S…next time yur mom wants ta bee ” in de noe” food furst…questionz later 🙂 heerz two a grate week ~~!!!
That’s fabulous advice!!!! See….she did catch us off guard. Not fair, Mom!
Hi guys thank you so much for your message yesterday x Oscar is currently fast asleep letting the drugs work and stitches do their thing xxx
squee! You got interviewed by your MOM! and Shakespeare, I luvluvluv to play with my rug like that too!