Look Who’s in Charge!

I want it made perfectly clear.  We’ve been having lots and lots and lots of rain lately.

I think the angels left the showers running.

Shakespeare, I’m talking.

As usual……….

Anyway, when it’s all wet and drippy outside, Mom won’t let us go out ‘cuz she says we’ll get all wet and muddy.

She knows you like to roll in the dirt.

I’m not listening to you.

Mom says you don’t listen to anyone.

What I started to say when I was so rudely interrupted many times by an orange fluff ball is that since we have to stay inside, I have ownership of the remote control.

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Mom’s Exciting Adventure

Two in bedA couple of weeks ago Mom ran away from home and left us with Uncle Bob.  We spent most of the time sleeping or begging for food.  When Mom got home we asked her to tell us all about her adventure.  Well, we couldn’t believe the pictures she showed us!

Luis and RockyThis is what she called a horse.  We had never heard of a horse before and certainly hadn’t seen one.  This horse’s name is Rocky and he’s calmly standing by his proud Dad.  Mom said Rocky lives on a farm with other horses, kitties, dogs and humans.

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Mom said this little critter is Daisy and she’s a miniature horse.  I think she sort of looks like me ‘cuz she has long hair.  Mom didn’t get a picture of her tail so I’m sure mine is prettier.

Copy of P1030297Here’s another miniature horse and he sort of looks like me!  See his white stripe down his nose?

Copy of P1030312Mom said this was a really big horse who loved to prance.  I wonder if we can learn to prance.  Mom said when I run I already make the same thundering noise the horse made when he ran so I’m sure I can learn to prance.

Copy of P1030304Here’s another picture of Rocky.  Mom said he was really beautiful.  I don’t see it.  I’m the one who is beautiful!

Copy of P1030300Here’s Rocky going back to his own patch of grass.  See the big white horse?

Mom, you aren’t thinking about getting a horse are you?  We’re not sure there’s room for a horse here.

Besides, we don’t want a horse eating our food!!!!

Happy Happy Happy

Copy of P1030294No, it wasn’t me who messed up the rug.

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I think the gremlins did it.  Or maybe Shakespeare did it.  All I know was that it wasn’t me.

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I’m in heaven!  Mom brought in some fresh catnip for us and tore it into pieces and put it on this rug.  I LOVE this rug now!!!! But I’m sure it wasn’t me who messed it up.

A Special Day

A voice in the distance asks, “Does anyone know what today is?”

Copy of P1030010I do!!!  I do!!!  See….I’ve got my hand in the air!  Well,  if I wasn’t so tired and I was actually sitting up, my hand would be in the air.  Can’t you just use your imaginations?

Kitty YogaI’ve got my hand…er foot…..in the air, too!  I know what day it is!

Copy of P1030123I’m going to make sure that everyone in computer land knows what day it is, too.  Now how do you spell catnip?

Good grief......
Good grief……always food!!!

Copy of P1030196I think I’ll wrap the gift in this paper.  Isn’t it pretty?

Copy of P1030265I wonder what else has been in this bag?  Was there maybe some catnip in here?  Maybe I should keep this bag for myself.

Shakespeare, we haven’t told the readers what today is.

It’s Mom’s birthday!!!

I wanted to tell them.

You were taking too long.

Well, we both want to tell you to have a very Happy Birthday, Mom and we love you!!!

Copy of P1020967By the way, you can have the cake, but will you give us some tuna water to help you celebrate your birthday????