Why did Mom fall on a tree last Saturday?

Shakespeare, what on earth are you talking about?
Remember when she told us she was going to be gone most of the day ‘cuz she was going to fall on a tree?
Shakespeare, get the catnip out of your ears!!
What????
Mom said she was going to volunteer. She helped out at her clinic’s health fair and block party.
A healthy fair with party blocks? That sounds very strange!
No. Her clinic had games and things for the kids and they had other doctors and people come in to tell the adults about different health things.
So they wouldn’t have to go to the vet as often?
Remember how I told you that humans don’t go to vets?
Oh, right….. Did Mom have fun?
She said she had all sorts of fun and met some really nice people.
Do you think our doctor man might have a healthy fair with blocks?

You can ask him. I happen to know that you’re going to have to go see him soon.
Not fair!!!! You aren’t supposed to tell me things like that.
