Hello Outside Kitty! How’s your day going? I have to tell you that I’ve had a rough few days. Mom just doesn’t understand me. I have no patience. That much she SHOULD understand ‘cuz I happen to know that she has absolutely NO patience.
Let me try to explain. Mom’s been home for almost a week and a half now. She claims it’s because of something called jury duty but so far I haven’t seen her go anywhere. So, as long as she’s home, it’s like weekends. My little brother and I should be able to go outside all the time. Shakespeare is rather polite about asking to go outside, but I guess I’m not polite.
Oh, thank you for the drink of water. I was getting rather dry with all this explaining.
So I’m not very polite about letting my wants and desires be known. If Mom is busy on the computer or reading or something, I need to get her attention. The best way to do that, in my kitty brain, is to jump up on the computer desk or the entertainment center and start knocking things off so they tumble to the floor. Mom has even tried moving all the stuff off the tops of things, but I still manage to find something to knock off. I must confess that I kind of like watching things tumble through the air. It fascinates me to see how many things land on their feet like I do. By the way, the answer is very few!!! I also figure I’m doing Mom a favor by showing her where the dust is so she can take care of it. With everything off the surface, it’s very easy for her to dust.
Mom hasn’t been very happy with me. She’s talking about reform school or Kitty Kamp for Knocking Things Off. I don’t think either option sounds good. Can you please help me with my addiction? I want Mom to be happy with me, but I also want to play outside and I have to get her attention. If you come up with any good ideas, can you pass them along to me? I would greatly appreciate it.
16 thoughts on “Kitty Konfessions”
so cute 🙂
Thanks! Mom says it’s a good thing we’re so cute ‘cuz sometimes we seem to get into lots of trouble. 😉
I think knocking things off the table sounds like fun! Maybe your human should give it a try.
We’ll suggest that to her. It really is fun to see thing tumbling through air. It’s almost like fall when all the leaves forget how to hold onto the trees! 🙂
dood…ewe noe, if ewe haza nice hunk oh flounder; ya can sit on de floor N TOSS de fish at stuff N see if it will knock any thing over that way….frank lee we think yur mom haza izzue with ewe bein ON her stuff, knot sew much as whatz getin knocked down ♥
You may be on to something there. We’re going to have to get flounder! Thanks guys!!! 🙂
Well Hemingway, one of the cats that came before would stare at Mom as he pushed things to the edge then wait for her to get close and CRASH! Ralphie likes to knock things off too…Not sure if there is a ‘fix’ besides a good sunporch and lots of kitty time 🙂
Sometimes humans just don’t understand us kitties. 😉
We think Cat Scouts is the answer. It would keep you busy and out of trouble. We love your kitty water bowl. X0, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
We may have to have Mom check into that. Thanks!
Don’t be tempted to knock over outdoor kitty! You wouldn’t dream of it would you?
No way. We like to talk to outdoor kitty.
Well I do think it’s wonderful that you have an understanding friend waiting outside to hear your confessions any time you want to tell them……that kitty is quiet, doesn’t pronounce judgments, and even offers you a drink from a water bowl – now THAT’s a REAL friend!
You are so right, Sammy! Purrs back at you! 🙂
There’s nothing Moms enjoy more than a good moan so if you want you Mom to be happy do something naughty so she’s got an excuse for a good moan.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Our mom tends to make this sound like a tire going flat. We figure she just needs to empty her lungs now and then so we help! 😉