Have you heard Mom talking about us lately?
Yes. She sure doesn’t seem real happy.
I’ve even read some of the stuff she’s written on OUR computer without our permission and I’m not happy with what I’ve been reading.
What’s wrong with her?
I think it’s because she doesn’t have a job right now and she’s getting in our way. We need to sit down with her and have a good meowversation. First we have to figure out our plan of attack.
I don’t want to attack Mom.
No, that’s not what I mean. We have to figure out what we’re going to tell her.
I’m going to tell her that she shouldn’t get so mad at us.
Well, we have been kind of naughty lately. I’ve been knocking all sorts of things off of bookcases, computer desks and tables. Then you left the yard and went over to visit Champ without getting Mom’s permission.
I just wanted to see what the views were like in his yard.
The point is, we HAVE been naughty. Why do you think we’re upsetting Mom?
I don’t know.
Remember when Mom was working and was away from the house all the time?
Oh, that was wonderful. We had the house and the computer to ourselves.
Yes, and we could nap whenever we wanted to.
I remember naps. I love them but I don’t get to take as many now.
That’s the problem. Mom has interrupted our schedules and we get crabby so we do naughty things.
So………..it’s all Mom’s fault that we’re naughty.
I guess it is. When you think about it, isn’t it always the human’s fault? We have to tell Mom to get another job so she’s not interrupting our schedules.
We should tell our readers to help us find a job for Mom. Right now, let’s go take a nap while she’s at the grocery store.