Have you heard Mom talking about us lately?
Yes. She sure doesn’t seem real happy.
I’ve even read some of the stuff she’s written on OUR computer without our permission and I’m not happy with what I’ve been reading.
What’s wrong with her?
I think it’s because she doesn’t have a job right now and she’s getting in our way. We need to sit down with her and have a good meowversation. First we have to figure out our plan of attack.
I don’t want to attack Mom.
No, that’s not what I mean. We have to figure out what we’re going to tell her.
I’m going to tell her that she shouldn’t get so mad at us.
Well, we have been kind of naughty lately. I’ve been knocking all sorts of things off of bookcases, computer desks and tables. Then you left the yard and went over to visit Champ without getting Mom’s permission.
I just wanted to see what the views were like in his yard.
The point is, we HAVE been naughty. Why do you think we’re upsetting Mom?
I don’t know.
Remember when Mom was working and was away from the house all the time?
Oh, that was wonderful. We had the house and the computer to ourselves.
Yes, and we could nap whenever we wanted to.
I remember naps. I love them but I don’t get to take as many now.
That’s the problem. Mom has interrupted our schedules and we get crabby so we do naughty things.
So………..it’s all Mom’s fault that we’re naughty.
I guess it is. When you think about it, isn’t it always the human’s fault? We have to tell Mom to get another job so she’s not interrupting our schedules.
We should tell our readers to help us find a job for Mom. Right now, let’s go take a nap while she’s at the grocery store.
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Such cuties- when you wake up from your nap come over to Joanie and Sammy’s party at 15andmeowing, we are having a giveaway.
We love giveaways! Thanks so much.
doodz…we hope yur mom findz a job reeely quik lee two, a cat can onlee stay outta trubull sew long bee fore trubull ternz inta like kay oss… ore werst !! ♥
Mom says there’s already “kay oss” so it may be too late!
Yes, it really does sound like you kitties need to do something to get your human out of the house sometimes! A job would be nice for her!
Yes, we’re busy looking for one for her all the time now!
Well Gentlemen, maybe you need to find some new quiet places to nap like the closet so that you have a good attitude adjustment and get back on Mom’s good side. Just sayin’…..
We are sorry to hear your Mom hasn’t got a job any more and we hope she will find one soon so you two can chill out. Word of mouth is often a good way to find a new job.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Your Mom needs to discover museum putty. Look it up on Amazon. I wouldn’t have anything left on my tables, ect. without it.
Maybe Mom could put museum putty on Hemngway’s feet! 🙂