Shakespeare, I’m worried.

Why?

It’s only two days until my birthday and I don’t see any signs of a big party, parade, TV interview, photographers…….

You interrupted me from my bath for that whining?  Didn’t you see all the cookies Mom baked today?

Oh sure……….she baked lots of cookies, but NONE of them have catnip and that’s my very favorite.  What’s a handsome tuxedo boy to do???

It’s NOT your birthday yet.