Mom said there’s no temperature outside so we have to stay inside today.

No temperature????  What does that mean?

Well, she said it was minus some degrees overnight and we’re still missing some degrees.

What does that have to do with going outside?  Do I need to go to college and get a degree??  How can I do that?  I don’t have any money.

Shakespeare, you’ve been into the catnip, haven’t you?

(Shakespeare blushes)

All I know is that Mom told us it’s better for us to stay inside ‘cuz the air conditioners outside are working full force and making it very cold.

Turn them off, humans!  Turn them off right now.

Here’s a picture of the cold winter sun outside today.

When Mom went across the river this morning she said that the sun dogs were really bright and beautiful.

Sun dogs?  Are there moon cats?

I don’t know.  Mom wanted to take a picture of the sun dogs this morning but she didn’t have her camera and couldn’t stop on the busy road anyway.  So, she tried to take a picture of them this afternoon.  This isn’t a real good picture, but you can use your imagination.

Oh boy!  I see a Cocker Spaniel, a Golden Retriever, a Boston Terrier….

Shakespeare, stay out of the catnip!