Every day should be Tuxie Day!

Now that I have you hypnotized by my gorgeous eyes and soothing voice, I’m going to “suggest” that you make every day Tuxie Day. Just nod your heads that you agree.
Are you kidding me???
Shakespeare, this is Tuxie Day and you are not a Tuxie!
So when’s my day?
The jury’s still out on that.
What’s a jury? Do they have treats? Are they out shopping for treats?