Mom told us that her choir director is retiring. What is that? We know what tired means ‘cuz we’re always tired during the day while Mom is at that work place. Does being retired mean super duper tired?
Mom also told us that he really, really, really likes golf. That sounds like how much we really like catnip! So we don’t really understand why humans play golf. We understand going out on a nice day and playing in the grass and chasing birds and butterflies. Hey, is that why you hit that little white ball? Is it so you can go chase it? Can’t you find some other human to throw it for you? Wouldn’t that be just as much fun?
We’ve seen some golf courses on the internet. (Mom has shown us how to search for things on the ‘puter.) So we see the green grass and then we see puddles of water. Why do you have water out there on the golf course? Is it because you get thirsty from chasing that little ball around? Or do your hands get dirty and you have to stop and wash them? Or maybe the little ball gets dirty. We just don’t understand.
Then we see these “sandboxes” out on the golf course. Why do you have litter boxes scattered around on golf courses? Do kitties play golf so they need them handy? Will someone teach us golf so we can play in the puddles and “sandboxes”? There’s just so much to understand about what you humans are doing and you really should try explaining it to us. Like why do you have birdies and eagles in golf? Don’t they get in the way?? Can we come out and chase them?
Well, we know Mom is going to miss her choir director, but we’ve noticed that in spite of the years and years of practice, he still can’t get her to sing all the right notes! Maybe he should stick to golf. MOL!!!
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Our Mum doesn’t sing very tunefully so we are delighted to hear your Mom can’t sing all the right notes either and we also hoped our Mum could join the same choir as yours.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Tell your Mom that our Mom says she is very welcome to come sing with her! Maybe if they both practice more they can find the notes. MOL!!!
I’m not even sure what golf is – I’ve never seen it! It sounds like a silly pasttime anyway.
It’s a human thing. Nothing makes sense when humans are involved. MOL!!
cute 🙂
Thanks. Purrs to you………..
Golf sounds really strange. Though we’d like to use those sandboxes.
We thought the sandboxes were rather interesting, too!
Nice selfie 🙂 Sorry Mom’s choir director is retiring. I am sure your Mom is a great singer.
We won’t comment on Mom’s singing ‘cuz we want treats. MOL!!!
Golf is strange…..having humans hanging out around big giant litterboxes and hitting balls in and out of them – pretty weird stuff don’t you think?
Hugs, Sammy
Sammy, let’s face it…..humans are strange!
doodz….we iz…. crackin up !!!! 🙂 may bee him shuld stix ta golf ~~~~ good one ♥♥♥ we hope him haza happee re tire mint….N yea, de litter boxes at de course……..whoa !!!
Hey….glad we could crack you up! MOL!!!
Golf? Never heard of it…peeps play it….they chase a white ball down a hole. Sounds familiar doesn’t it S and H. Could it be their idea of catching mice?
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That might be it!!! You’re very smart!