Class is now starting for my young kitty readers. I hope this object lesson is very clear and easy to understand. Please note: Humans often put these things called “rugs” on the floor. For some reason they get upset when we hide our toys under them and they accidentally step on them. Silly humans! Even worse is when we hide under the rugs! To avoid getting stepped on by a human….or even another kitty….make sure that you keep part of yourself showing.
Don’t hide your treats under the rug ‘cuz I’ll find them.
Shakespeare….get out of my class. This is important stuff and nobody was talking about food!
Mom………..people are going to start thinking that this is all we do!
Actually, we do a lot of this. We play for a bit and then we get distracted by birds!
Don’t forget that we do a lot of this.
Shakespeare, nobody can forget that you do lots of eating!
And we also do lots of waiting for Mom to pick the catnip and bring it in for us!
We just wanted to let you readers know that in spite of Mom not turning on the computer for us, we are doing fine. Mom says she is too tired when she gets home from that work thing so she doesn’t let us play on the computer.
Maybe we should get Mom away from that work thing!
Then how could she afford treats, food and toys for us?