Mom says a new kitty has moved in with us.
She said his name is “NotMe Kitty”.
I sure haven’t seen him anywhere. Have you seen him, Shakespeare?
Nope. I’ve looked all over and I can’t find him.
Boys, who dragged all the toys and put them on my bed?
“NOTME”
Boys, who pulled all the toys out of the basket and put them by the door?
“NOTME”
That Mr. NotMe Kitty sure enough better not eat our food!!!
He also better not sit on Mom’s lap ‘cuz that’s my spot!!