Month: July 2015

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night…..

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Believe me………I DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Shakespeare, I think this is for you!

Hey Shakespeare, I think this is for you!

Are there treats inside?

Are there treats inside?

Mom!!! You brought me to the doctor lady's house, didn't you? Whatever you do, DON'T open that door.

Mom!!! You brought me to the doctor lady’s house, didn’t you? Whatever you do, DON’T open that door.

Mom! You're letting the lady doctor do something to me!

Mom! You’re letting the lady doctor do something to me!

Are you sure this scale isn't rigged?

Are you sure this scale isn’t rigged?

Oh no....don't tell Mom how much I weigh. She'll cut out my treats.

Oh no….don’t tell Mom how much I weigh. She’ll cut out my treats.

I can't believe Mom let them give me a mani pedi! I'm so humiliated.

I can’t believe Mom let them give me a mani pedi! I’m so humiliated.

I will continue to sing the song of my people long into the night. Mom is not going to forget what trauma and drama went on tonight. Yeoooooooooooow

I will continue to sing the song of my people long into the night. Mom is not going to forget what trauma and drama went on tonight. Yeoooooooooooow

From the Mom…..There’s no way I will quickly forget tonight.  Shakespeare is not a happy camper when he has to leave the house.  I almost fainted when the doctor lady told me I have to bring him back in three weeks for a booster shot!!!!  I may need to be hospitalized!  However, the good news is that both boys are healthy…a little too healthy.  Hemingway is 20 pounds and Shakespeare is 16 pounds.  They both need to lose a little but as the doctor lady said, “They are very big boys!”  She was amazed at the size of Shakespeare’s feet and his fluffy tail.

The Horrible, Awful, No Good Day

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It was such a nice day.  Mom was at work so Shakespeare and I were watching bird TV.  We had a nap or two in a sun puddle.  We just enjoyed the peace and quiet.  Then Mom came home and next thing I knew…………this is where I was!

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Why am I sitting in Mom’s car???

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Oh no!!!!!  She brought me to the v-e-t!

P1040661 Hey mister!  How about if I put you in this little litter box thing and tell you how much you weigh???

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OK.  So the doctor lady is not all that bad.  She called me handsome!!!

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Mom, how come I had to go and not Shakespeare?

Hehehehehehe….MOL……snicker

The Mom Speaks:  Shakespeare, next week you and I are going on a field trip!

 

P1010398No field trips for me!  There’s no negotiating………….

 

Weekend’s Over….

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Mom goofed again

It’s the weekend and she’s supposed to spend all her time with us.

She didn’t.

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We watched her get into her car and head out the driveway……..without us!

We are NOT showing our happy faces!

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I decided to catch up on my naps while she was gone.

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I watched the door so she couldn’t slip in without me knowing!

So what did she do?  She said she went to a class to learn something new.

Did she learn how to make catnip pie?  NO!!!  She came back with this!

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She said she learned how to make sandcast leaves and this is the small one she made.

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She put the big one that she made on top of the stump so it can be a bird bath.

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She really had to be creative to get a picture of it this way ‘cuz Mom’s not that tall and the stump is!

Why would she want to put another bath for birds in our yard?  Do the birds really like to take baths with all of us watching?

Anyway, she said she had fun at the class and now she has to paint those leaves and put a sealer on them.

We’re not that impressed.  She didn’t even use catnip leaves for her project!!!

Oh well………the weekend is pretty much done now.  Goodnight, all!

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Y……Y………Y……….Y……..Y?

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We’ve been busy thinking.

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That’s why we’ve been so quiet.  Just look into my eyes and you’ll see how serious I am.

Mom says we haven’t been very quiet.

Hey……..I’m just trying to make Mom look good to our readers.  We all know the reason we haven’t been online lately is ‘cuz Mom’s been too lazy to turn the puter on for us.  She says she feels really bad so she finally turned it on for us tonight.

I’ve got plenty of stuff to look up on the puter.

P1040262 First I need to clean my paws so I don’t get Mom’s keyboard dirty…….

So, what have we been thinking about?  Simple.  We’ve been thinking about the letter Y!

Why?

‘Cuz I said so.

Oh…..

In weather we have windY, sunnY, cloudY, rainY, breezeY, hazY……you get the drift.

All the days of the week end in a Y.

Mom likes all things chocolateY.

We like all things catnippY.  Yes, that is a word.  We looked it up in the feline word book.

My name is HemingwaY.

Mom calls me ShakeYspeare.

I’m a Tuxedo kittY.

I’m an orange tabbY.

Now, you can start looking at all the Y’s in your life and you’ll be surprised.  We sure were!

Just one thing……..

What?

Don’t call Mom PammY.

Oh yeah……..that’s not her favorite name but don’t tell her we told you.  MOL!!!