Mom says we can’t ignore our friends and fans any longer. We have to sit down and write to everyone.
If we do that, will Mom give us treats?
Shakespeare, you know that you get treats all the time!
So what should we talk about? WAIT………….I know!!! Mom’s no longer a tent!!!
People…..do you see what I have to put up with??? Mom is no longer a temp! She was never a tent!
Fine! So what’s a temp?
It means that Mom is now working for the company and no longer working for the agency
So? She still leaves the house every day and leaves us alone.
But now she has benefits from the company.
She gets treats?
Well, she did tell me that there are lots of food parties there. However, the benefits she’s talking about include vacation time so she can play with us and medical and dental insurance and stuff like that.
I don’t like going tot he doctor’s house. I would need lots and lots and lots of assurance.
No. Insurance. It helps pay the bills.
Does she have insurance on us?
No. She said she’s counting on us being healthy.
Well, I can’t be healthy without treats!
Readers…………do I really have to put up with this????
We finished with the puter. Now where are our treats?