I Survived……………Barely!!!!

“Here’s my story sad but true……….”

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Notice that I don’t blend into Mom’s car like Hemingway. Also, Mom finds it necessary to put me in a carrier. I’m singing the “song of my people” here!
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Mom, can’t you tell by my very big eyes that I don’t want to be at the doctor’s house? What kind of Mom are you?
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Mom, can’t you tell by my helicopter ears and frown that I’m not happy?
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I actually enjoyed this little basket, but if you notice, I’m still singing the “song of my people”.
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Lady, don’t even think of trying to take my temperature. I know how that’s done!
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I wonder if Hemingway went through all of this.
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Here’s the Doctor Lady and she told me I was very handsome. Then she went and told Mom that I was too heavy and need to lose some weight. Well, if they wouldn’t have put my tail in this box on the scale, I would have been fine. I’m athletic and have a runner’s body. Doesn’t the Doctor Lady realize that? ¬†Besides, I’m only 15.9 pounds so I’m 7 pounds lighter than Hemingway. ¬†I deserve a treat for that!