Mom told me tonight that I have ants in my pants and Hemingway agreed!!
I don’t get it. I don’t have any ants and I don’t wear any pants! Besides, even if I did wear pants, none of those colors up there look good to me.

Steinbeck, you’ll grow very old trying to figure out humans! Mom has told me before that I had ants in my pants so I agreed with her when she told you the same thing. I figure it must be a family trait or something!