Hey Mr. Round Cat…..do you like sitting here by the window?  Don’t you get tired of having that red bird hanging around?  He doesn’t seem to have very much to say.

What do you mean he’s a friend of yours?  I’m shocked!!!  How can you have a friend with feathers?  Do you like feathers more than my fluffy fur?  Are you my friend?  Do I ask too many questions?

Wait a minute.  I can’t talk now.  There’s something happening outside!

Look Mr. Round Cat!  There’s a bird outside and he’s eating the food Mom put out there.  Can I let him in the house so he can be my friend?

Mom, you have to have a talk with the kid.  He’s getting all sorts of crazy ideas!