You Can’t Train Humans….and You Can’t Understand Them Either!

I was just running around doing my normal stuff the other night.  First I chewed on some of my toys.  Then I tried to chew on Mom’s foot.  Then I jumped up on top of the computer desk and tried to chew on the corner of it.


Then I found some paper to chew on.  It was kind of shiny and it made noise.  When I got tired of it, I tried to chew on an empty box.

That’s about the time Mom told me something that I didn’t understand at all!!!  She said I had beaver jeans.  I know Mom wears jeans sometimes but I don’t know if they’re beaver jeans or not.  What are beaver jeans?  I don’t wear any jeans…..beaver or otherwise.  Why would Mom say something like that?  


And by the way…………..what is a beaver???

30 thoughts on “You Can’t Train Humans….and You Can’t Understand Them Either!

  1. Steinbeck, you have so much to learn. Sounds to us as if you are teething or you are bored. We suggest finding Hemingway and pestering him for a while. We are particularly happy you don’t have any jeans as they would cover that glorious fur of yours! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

    1. Mom says I already “chew” on Hemingway! MOL!!! I think I chew to get attention. I really don’t chew as much as Mom says! She’s just putting that “human twist” on what I do. See…..I’m slowly learning!
      Love you guys!!!

  2. I don’t know anything about beaver jeans, but you sure do like to chew! I think you are past the teething stage, so maybe it’s just a hobby.

  3. I don’t know what beaver jeans are, but I think I have the opposite of them. I hate chewing! I barely chew my kibbles, so Mom has to soak them in warm water before I’m allowed to eat. Maybe your mom should get you a doggie chew toy. I have about 600 that I’m not using….

    Love and licks,

  4. Well you’re getting your “big boy” teeth so are chewing on anything and everything……acting like a beaver boy! Beavers CHEW CHEW CHEW. Soon you’ll stop doing that and only chew on your food. She’ll stop saying that “beaver jeans” thing soon I bet!

    Hugs, Angel Sammy

      1. Well I’m not saying your Mom might not be a little crazy – after all, she’s a human – but she might know a few things that YOU aren’t old enough to know yet. Learn all you can little guy – you’ll need all the education you can get!!! Angel Hugs, Sammy

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