I was just running around doing my normal stuff the other night. First I chewed on some of my toys. Then I tried to chew on Mom’s foot. Then I jumped up on top of the computer desk and tried to chew on the corner of it.
Then I found some paper to chew on. It was kind of shiny and it made noise. When I got tired of it, I tried to chew on an empty box.
That’s about the time Mom told me something that I didn’t understand at all!!! She said I had beaver jeans. I know Mom wears jeans sometimes but I don’t know if they’re beaver jeans or not. What are beaver jeans? I don’t wear any jeans…..beaver or otherwise. Why would Mom say something like that?
And by the way…………..what is a beaver???