Mom says I’m a night owl. That has me confused. My feet might fit a limb, if it was a really big one. However, an owl has feathers and there’s no way anyone can call my fur feathers! Maybe it’s my big eyes!
Mom also says my internal clock is in a different time zone. How can something that’s inside of me be in another time zone from Mom and my outside body? I find this all very confusing. Just because I want to make sure that Mom wakes up in plenty of time to make sure we get breakfast, doesn’t mean my internal clock is broken. By the way, what does an internal clock look like and where is it located? I wonder if Steinbeck’s is the same as mine.
Then she complained about me playing Leap Frog across her head last night. I’m not green and I sure don’t look like this guy!!! Maybe I was jumping back and forth across her head, but that doesn’t make me a frog!
For the life of me, I just can’t figure out humans? Can any of you readers help me???
Oh, in case you were wondering,
I got plenty of sleep so I don’t know what Mom was complaining about!!!