Mom said we are little piggies.
She said, you’re the little piggy, Steinbeck.
All I wanted was this special toy.
So I closed my eyes and started digging. I used this foot first. Then I just kept going. I noticed that you came over to see what I was doing.
I couldn’t believe the mess you were making! Look what you did!!
Now Mom says we have to hire a maid to pick up after us ‘cuz she’s getting tired of doing it and we seem to forget to do it.
How do we hire a maid? Will the maid take catnip as pay? I don’t have any human money stuff. I don’t even know what a maid is. I’m going to go play with my toys.
Readers, I live with him all the time!