Readers, we have a problem! I like to sleep with Mom and she likes it when I purr in her ears. Now that winter is coming, I like to sleep on top of her head so she doesn’t get cold. She doesn’t mind as long as I don’t snore. Some of you already know this about me but I’ll explain to the new people. Sometimes at night I have “nightkitties”. You don’t know what they are? I know some of you do ‘cuz I’ve talked about them before. Mom talks about “nightmares” but I told her that since I’m not a horse, I can’t have “nightmares” so I have “nightkitties”. Oh, and Mom has “nighthumans”, in spite of what she says.
Anyway, when I have a “nightkitty” and get scared, I tend to launch myself off Mom’s head. Of course for extra traction my claws are out a little. That’s the bigger problem! Poor Mom has marks on her face that I made. Currently she has a big scratch on her chin from one of my launches the other night.
Mom says I should launch straight up like the normal rockets and not touch her.
So, I’m wondering if there are any Launching 101 casses anywhere in the Blogosphere. I don’t want to leave marks on Mom’s face. By the way, Steinbeck never does this. Launching sideways is my very own special problem.
Thanks for listening!