So where are the 52 bowls of soup?

What on earth are you talking about?

Haven’t you been listening to Mom?  She was talking about 52 bowls of soup all weekend.  Even those humans on that TV thing were talking about it.  I want to know where those bowls of soup are ‘cuz I’m really interested.

Oh for Pete’s sake…….

Who’s Pete?

Steinbeck, stop babbling and listen.  Mom wasn’t talking about 52 bowls of soup.  She was talking about Super Bowl 52. It was the big football game where the humans chase a strangely-shaped ball on the grass.  They played the game here and that’s why everyone was talking about it.

It doesn’t have anything to do with bowls of soup?

No.

OK……I’m no longer interested.