Steinbeck, can you believe all we’ve been through lately?
Well, not much has happened to you, but I’ve had a very adventurous month or so.
What all happened to you? All I know is that you disappeared for a few days and I missed you.
You did? That’s so nice of you to say. I’m not sure what all happened to me ‘cuz the doctor ladies and men told Mom but they didn’t tell me. Mom did try to explain some things to me. She told me I was blocked and couldn’t go potty. The doctors did all sorts of things to help me but I got that ugly cateater thing out of me all by myself. My doctor said she had never seen any kitty do that before. I keep telling everyone that I’m special.
Is that when you spent the night away from home?
Yes, and then I got to come home the next day but Mom thinks that was too soon ‘cuz I still couldn’t go potty.
That’s the day Mom had to go to the hospital herself, right?
Sure is. Then I went to another doctor’s house and spent the night there. I didn’t know anyone there, but they were all nice. They did a really good job and I got to go home the next day and this time I was so much better.
Meanwhile, Mom was busy going to doctor appointments and having all sorts of tests. Then she noticed that I wasn’t my normal self again so she took me back to see the doctor lady. They did some tests and said I was too stressed out and had blood in my urine.
How did that get there and what were you stressed about?
I was stressed that you would hide all my favorite toys while I was gone. I was stressed about getting new kitty food. I was stressed about Mom having to get more Halloween Ghosts in her blood. I was stressed about summer going away. I was stressed about my furs that were being cut. Will they grow back the same color?
Man, you really were stressed. How do you feel now?
I feel great.
I’m so happy to hear that. Mom is feeling good too and they didn’t find any bad things in all the tests she had.
Isn’t it nice to have things calm down a little?
Yes. Maybe now Mom will let us update our blog more often.