What day is it?
I don’t know. I thought you were keeping track of that.
I think we all got lost in some crazy time warp. Wasn’t it just yesterday that we were helping Mom wrap Christmas presents?
As a matter of fact, it was!
So, what happened to my birthday? I got older one of those days.
Don’t you remember Mom singing to you?
I guess my memory is fading ‘cuz I’m getting older.
Just like Mom. MOL!! I bet our readers wonder what happened to us. They might be thinking we got buried in snow ‘cuz we live in the frozen tuna.
Steinbeck, that’s tundra.
What’s a tundra? Is it another kind of fish? I think frozen tuna is good.
You amaze me. Sometimes you start off with a brilliant conversational topic and then you just fall apart. Your brain turns to snowflakes.
Well, I’m going to tell our readers that we’re all fine and healthy. We just have a major problem with our human and the puter. She just hasn’t been turning it on for us, so we haven’t been able to write.
Can I tell them about my dreams?
No. They don’t want to know about you chasing balls and bells in your dreams.
Last night it was cotton balls. They were so soft and fluffy, and they bounced all over the place….
Steinbeck get serious now. We need to tell our readers that we hope they all had a wonderful Christmas with their humans and fur people….and even the ones who have fins and/or feathers.
Now where’s my New Year’s cup of tuna water? I want to practice toasting 2020 so I get it just right. Do I need that toaster thing to toast????
I need a nap.