Kitty Dictionary

Y……Y………Y……….Y……..Y?

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We’ve been busy thinking.

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That’s why we’ve been so quiet.  Just look into my eyes and you’ll see how serious I am.

Mom says we haven’t been very quiet.

Hey……..I’m just trying to make Mom look good to our readers.  We all know the reason we haven’t been online lately is ‘cuz Mom’s been too lazy to turn the puter on for us.  She says she feels really bad so she finally turned it on for us tonight.

I’ve got plenty of stuff to look up on the puter.

P1040262 First I need to clean my paws so I don’t get Mom’s keyboard dirty…….

So, what have we been thinking about?  Simple.  We’ve been thinking about the letter Y!

Why?

‘Cuz I said so.

Oh…..

In weather we have windY, sunnY, cloudY, rainY, breezeY, hazY……you get the drift.

All the days of the week end in a Y.

Mom likes all things chocolateY.

We like all things catnippY.  Yes, that is a word.  We looked it up in the feline word book.

My name is HemingwaY.

Mom calls me ShakeYspeare.

I’m a Tuxedo kittY.

I’m an orange tabbY.

Now, you can start looking at all the Y’s in your life and you’ll be surprised.  We sure were!

Just one thing……..

What?

Don’t call Mom PammY.

Oh yeah……..that’s not her favorite name but don’t tell her we told you.  MOL!!!

 

 

 

Rear-ended

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Copy of P1020380Why has Mom been such a mess lately?

Didn’t you hear her say that she was rear-ended?

What’s the big deal?

Are you kidding me???

What?????  When you and I go to the doctor man’s house, he takes our temperature.  Isn’t that what it means to be rear-ended?  I mean after all……..he’s poking around where he doesn’t belong but I don’t get all upset about it and dwell on it.

Shakespeare, you need to do more reading on the internet instead of just looking up catnip recipes.

Why?

When Mom says she was rear-ended, she means that another car ran into the back of her car and broke it.

Oh no!!!!!!!  I don’t like hearing that at all.  No wonder she’s been kind of grumpy.  Does this happen often to humans?

It happens too often in Mom’s opinion.  She said once is more than enough.

Why don’t humans just walk then?  Oh hehehehehehehe…………I have the funniest picture in my kitty brain.  Here’s a line of humans walking on the sidewalk and suddenly one stops and they all rear end each other and fall on the grass.  I have such a cool imagination.

Shakespeare,  go take a nap.

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TGIAF!

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Hemingway, what are those letters up there?

That means “Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday”.

Oh, I like that!!!  Friday means that the weekend is coming and Mom will be home and we can go out and play.

Humans seem to like to make words smaller by just using letters.  Maybe we could come up with some for the kitty world.

Great idea!  Let’s put our kitty brains together and see what we can come up with.

FUTS could mean Feed Us Treats Now

STINS could mean So Tired I Need Sleep

ORD could mean Open Refrigerator Door

COMM could mean Catnip On My Mind

RATH could mean Race Around The House

SABITY could mean Squirrels and Bunnies In The Yard

I think we’ve got a great start on our Kitty Dictionary of Key Phrases.  Maybe our Fur Friends will have even more.

I like the first one.  FUTS!!!!