Mom said we should take time to wish all the humans and fur people a Happy Fourth of July!
We’re not doing much celebrating because it’s too hot. In fact, Hemingway got in trouble again this morning.
You are such a tattler!
Well, I heard Mom telling you to quit knocking things off the entertainment center, desk and end tables.
Mom wouldn’t pay attention to me. She should have known I had to go outside.
I wanted to go out too, but I figured I should be good ‘cuz I knew Mom didn’t get much sleep and she was not in a very happy mood.
Well, I notice that you ran right out the door with me.
Mom was out talking to one of her human neighbors and I came up to join in the conversation. It’s so hot outside and I started panting. The neighbor was amazed that I knew how to do that.
I’ve been doing it, too! We’re both hot and we try to find cool places. You try walking around with all this fur…..not to mention a gloriously fluffy tail.
My tail is big and fluffy, too. Besides I get hotter ‘cuz my fur is black.
Why did we start writing this blog today?
Oh, that’s right. We wanted to wish everyone a safe and happy 4th of July. You fur people stay away from the fireworks. If the noise bothers you, tell your humans to take you downstairs to a safe place.
If you’re having really hot weather like we are, be sure to drink lots of water and stay out of the sunshine.
We have to go find some shade now and enjoy the breeze.
Why does Mom keep saying we have ants in our pants?
Haven’t we discussed this before? It’s just another one of those silly sayings that humans have and it just isn’t logical for fur people.
I think I know why……we don’t wear pants!
And we’re not going to! I wouldn’t put on pants ‘cuz they would hide the beautiful tuxedo I seem to be wearing already.
I wouldn’t wear pants ‘cuz they would hide my gorgeous tail!
And neither one of us would consider putting ants in our clothing if we were forced to wear clothing.
So why does Mom say that?
I think it’s because we’ve been running around the house like crazy lately.
You mean she doesn’t like our “stock cat races” that we conduct at night?
I don’t think so. She keeps mumbling about straightening up the rugs all the time.
Well, they’re in the way of our fun!
We’ve also been making lots of noise. I know I just feel like singing ‘cuz the weather is nice again, the sun is out, the birds are flying around and I’m just happy so I have to talk about it.
I guess I’ve been doing the same thing. Why doesn’t Mom understand that we’re noisy and rambunctious (I saw that word on the internet and now I get to use it!) because we’re happy?
Maybe if she reads this blog she’ll understand and then she’ll start running around the house with us and making lots of noise.
I want to see that!!
Shakespeare, come look outside.
Why? What am I supposed to be looking at?
What is that white stuff flying around?
Maybe it’s that fluffy stuff that comes off those plants with the pretty yellow flowers.
I don’t think so.
Remember how Mom talks about that big tree in the neighbor’s yard that drops white stuff?
That tree doesn’t even have its leaves yet so I don’t think it’s from that.
Maybe someone left an opened bag of flour outside. It’s really windy so it could be flour flying around.
I don’t think it’s any of that. I’m afraid it might be…..I hate to say it…..but it might be snow!
No way!!! Remember how hot it was Saturday? We were all outside and Mom was raking and she was sweating. When it snows it’s cold. Besides, isn’t it spring now?
I don’t get it either, but that sure looks like snowflakes out there.
We better close the blinds and get away from the window. It’s too scary out there. I don’t understand what happened to the nice weather. Who scared it away?
I don’t know but we better try to convince Uncle Bob to build a fire so we can stay warm and cozy.
Treats always make me feel warm and cozy.
Well of course they do…………..
I don’t think I like those weather humans on TV.
Well, we were having a perfectly wonderful spring with lots of sunshine and warm weather. Then those weather humans started talking about rain and cold and even freezing!
Do you think they’re responsible for the changes?
They must be. It was fine until they opened their mouths. Maybe they shouldn’t say anything when they are on TV.
Better yet, maybe we should become weather furpeople. Then we could talk about sunshine, warm temperatures and gentle rains only during the dark night hours.
Don’t forget to leave out that nasty wind.
That’s for sure. Sometimes it’s hard to stay on the ground when the wind is blowing so hard. Hey – I think I’ve discovered why you want to eat all the time. You want to gain weight so you don’t fly away.
It works for you, doesn’t it?
Little brothers can be such pests!
At least it’s kind of nice out tonight. I’m glad Mom let us go out and play for a little bit.
When she first got home she said we couldn’t go out because she had to leave but I guess she decided it was more important for us to get some fresh air first.
Moms sure are good things!
Shakespeare, help me figure out something.
Ok…..just let me finish eating these last two little bites of food.
I might have known you would be stuffing your face when I’m trying to understand something.
Never mind. What’s your problem?
Well, Mom said this morning that it was minus ten degrees outside. I’m thinking that’s pretty cold.
I know it’s cold ‘cuz I was standing by the door when she opened it, but I still don’t understand what you’re trying to figure out about it.
When it is zero degrees, doesn’t that mean that there are no degrees outside?
I guess so.
How can we have less than no degrees then? It doesn’t make sense to me. If you don’t have any degrees to begin with, how can you have ten less of them? Where are they coming from?
That’s way too much to think about! Let’s go find some sunshine so we can lie down and take a nap.
Sounds good, but I’m still really confused about those numbers. Did you eat all the food????