Hemingway, I was wondering about something.
You usually are.
Just ‘cuz you’re so MUCH older, doesn’t mean you know everything. You might not even know the answer to this.
Bet I do. Try me.
Well, you know how weather’s been nice lately? I mean, we haven’t had wet air and Mom’s hair hasn’t gone all frizzy.
Yes……..so what? Oh, and by the way, Mom’s not going to be happy you drew that picture of her.
I was listening to those weather people with Mom, who happens to love my drawings, the other night and the weather people said we’ve got wet air coming soon. I don’t like wet air ‘cuz it might mess up my furs.
What are you going to do about it? I could shave off your furs if that would help.
No way!!! I have a very simple solution. We get the angels to turn on their ovens and dryers and open the doors. That should help dry the wet air.
Won’t that make it really hot?
Well, the humans always say it isn’t the heat, it’s the wet air, so my idea would make the hot air dry.
Now you’re quoting humans? What’s happened to you? You should be quoting Garfield, Grumpy Cat and Waffles. I bet they have lots to say about wet air.
Don’t you readers think I have some great ideas???
Oh good grief. What more can I say??