Advice for The Mom

Mom, this is what we think you should be using.

What do you mean, “we”??  Hemingway, Mom’s going to get mad.  Are you saying she’s lazy?  Or even worse, are you saying she’s fluffy?

No way!!!  I don’t want Mom getting mad at me.  I was just thinking that she keeps saying it’s too slippery outside with that white stuff out there now so if she stayed inside and used this, then she would get all exercised and would feel better.

Scissorsized?  I don’t want Mom getting cut.

Shakespeare, you never really listen to me, do you?  I think you go off into that Shakespeare world and you just ignore everything else.

It’s nice in my world.  Want to come take a look?

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Luckily I don’t have a passport for your world.


Copy of P1030181Mom mentioned that “exercise” word again.  Usually she makes us chase after that stupid red light.  I know she’s really holding it in her hand, but I pretend to be all amused by it.   She believes I am.  This exercise thing is boring.  Now she’s pulled out something new.

Mom said we should both exercise to get rid of that “Cab In Fee Fur” stuff and I think it can be fun.  So, I’m going to show you how to do it.

Copy of P1030179See….you’re supposed to walk on this round bouncy thing and pretend that you’re outside.

Copy of P1030180Hemingway, you’re not listening to me, are you?

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Fine, I’m up on the round bouncy thing now.  Is that all I have to do???