Mom’s Gone Purple!!!

Readers, we have a problem.

Mom has gone purple and we can’t stop her.

I guess we better explain.  Mom loves to watch this game called football.  It’s a game for humans but we think it looks very much like us when we are wrestling.

Yeah…..so why does Mom tell us not to wrestle???

It’s a human thing.  Anyway, she loves her Vikings and starts yelling and jumping around whenever she watches one of their games.

You should have seen her last Sunday.  She was pacing and snorting and holding her breath…….

……..then she was screaming and bouncing all over the place!!  She woke me up from my nap and didn’t even apologize.

Now tonight she got hold of a couple of our pictures and look what she did!

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You can’t even tell it’s us!!!  I think she’s gone off the edge for sure.

From the Mom:  Sorry, but I’m going to be a little purple crazy a bit longer.  I’m with all the other great Minnesota Vikings fans who are still stunned by the major miracle this past Sunday and praying for another one this coming Sunday.  This team has fought long and hard and I’m purple through and through.  Hemingway and Steinbeck, you may want to go into the bedroom next Sunday when the game’s on.

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Sunday Selfie

I’m going to show you what I plan on doing today.  I’m going to watch football with Mom.  She loves to wave her arms when she’s watching the Vikings so I keep control of the remote.  I’ve also learned not to try and lay on her lap ‘cuz she doesn’t sit still.  However, it’s quality time with Mom.

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Purple Sunday Selfie

Mom, Steinbeck and I watched the football game this afternoon and Mom did lots of yelling and cheering.  She said Steinbeck has to get used to that if he’s going to be in the same room as her.  Then she told me I could do the selfie today since I had a terrible day yesterday.  Mom had to take me to see the doctor lady again.  It seems my right away was all goopy and swollen.  The doctor lady took a good look at it and checked things out and gave Mom eye drops to put in twice a day.  I don’t mind those as much as the pills so it’s not too bad.  The terrible part of my day happened next!  She told the doctor to go ahead and clean and shave around my “pooper popper” area!!!!  Can you imagine how embarrassed I was????  Mom said that since I’m kind of “chunky” I have trouble getting everything cleaned ‘cuz I have such long hair.  Well, I won’t have problems now!  I sure do feel cold drafts now!!!!  MOL!!!!  However, I’m feeling better and the eye drops are helping and now I get to post my selfie!  Please ignore the stupid rose on top of my head.  Mom likes purple roses and she thought it would be cute.  Mom…….I’m a boy kitty!!!!!

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Please Explain My Mom to Me!

This afternoon I was trying to take a nap next to Mom.  I was all curled up and purring and I was so happy.  Shakespeare was off somewhere probably looking for food so I had Mom to myself.

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The only problem was that she was watching something called football.  I don’t understand why she gets so excited during that stupid game.  I would be quietly dreaming about chasing butterflies and all of a sudden she would yell, “Go! Go!!”  At first I thought she was yelling at me and telling me to run faster after the butterflies.  Then I opened one eye and saw that she was yelling at the TV!!!  Now what good does that do?  Every time I would try to fall asleep, she would start yelling and clapping her hands and stuff.  She can definitely not watch football quietly!!!

Nov 8, 2015; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Minnesota Vikings

She did apologize for yelling and waking me up.  She also said something about me getting used to it.  Good grief.  Yep, she loves those purple guys!!

Do the rest of you have that problem with your humans?

I’m going to wait until she watching a movie before I snuggle up with her again.  She almost always falls asleep watching movies!

 

 

Souper Bowl

I'm so happy Mom left these lights out for me!
I’m so happy Mom left these lights out for me!

I just love to spend time staring at these colored lights.  Mom sort of understands ‘cuz she likes the colored lights, too.  That’s why she left them up so she and I can enjoy them on the cold winter nights.  What is that racket?

It’s just me.  I’m looking for something and I need to find it right now!  Where’s the paper and pen?  I need to write down a few things.

What are you going to write?

I’m going to write a list of things for Mom to get for our Souper Bowl.

Oh for goodness sake.  It’s not Souper Bowl.  It’s Super Bowl and it’s a big football game that the humans get all excited about.

Sounds the same.

Remember how I’ve told you about the words humans have and how confusing they are?

Oh, I keep forgetting.  It’s so much easier to understand us kitties.  The problem is they usually don’t listen carefully.  Anyway………….I think my idea of a Souper Bowl is great.

Why?

Think of it.  Mom could fix a big batch of Souper for us.  It could have tuna and tuna water, catnip, some milk, a little cheese and then for crunch she can put in Greenies and treats.  Then the best part would be the Bowl.  I’ve heard that sometimes humans make bowls out of bread!  How delightful!  I would be in heaven if I had a bowl made out of bread.  Maybe if I do my cute pose, Mom will get me a bowl made out of bread for my food.

Mom, is this pose cute enough for you to get me a bread bowl???
Mom, is this pose cute enough for you to get me a bread bowl???

Only Shakespeare can turn a blog about football into one about food!  That’s my little brother!