Hemingway, why did you mess up the rug?
There are many reasons! First of all, I messed it up ‘cuz I could! Secondly I was thinking about all the hours Mom has been spending away from home and I got a little mad so I figured messing up the rug would get her attention. Then suddenly it hit me…….
I did not hit you!
I’m sure you did, but what I meant was I all of a sudden realized why Mom has been gone so much. She’s out shopping for all my birthday presents. My birthday is only 12 days away now and I’m going to be 5!!! That’s one whole paw!!!
I hate to burst your bubble filled with catnip, but Mom’s not out shopping for your birthday presents. She’s been busy practicing for her big choir concert at church. Here’s a picture of the choir. Mom’s the one in the red robe….hehehehe
You think you’re so funny!
My eyes may look like they’re shut, but I’m glaring at you, Shakespeare!
I don’t care. Oh, and by the way, this is the way to mess up a rug. You have to protect it or the humans will straighten it out again.