So, let me tell you what’s happening. Winter finally arrived and we don’t like it and neither does Mom. She says it’s elebenty billion degrees below zero now. We think she’s stretching that a little but she did open the door after we kept telling her that we wanted to go outside. We both stuck our noses out there and they froze! No way were we going out in that cold. Maybe Mom wasn’t stretching it after all.
Now I have this theory about what’s happening to the weather. Some kitties recently started looking at this old picture of Shakespeare and they decided if Shakespeare could get into that big cold box where their humans store all the food, then they could do it, too.
Even though I thought he was a mouthy little kid, all the other kitties thought he was so cute and they started opening those big cold food boxes just like Shakespeare. Pretty soon they were opening the even colder part of those food boxes.
Now imagine twelvty forty-sebenty of those cold food boxes standing open. That’s why it got so cold outside!
First of all, I want everyone to know that Shakespeare did not open the big cold food box by himself. Mom had opened it and he decided to check it out and tell Mom what he wanted to eat. It didn’t work so now I want all the kitties to go close those cold food boxes right now.
Hemingway, are you for real???
24 thoughts on “I’m Blaming Shakespeare”
Close them, NOW, kitties! Brrrrrr.
Love and licks,
You tell ’em, Cupcake!
I’ll be sure to tell Callie.
Thanks….every little bit helps! Purrs and soft paw pats to you and Callie!
If only that would work. These are some of the most adorable photos, EVER! Squeeee! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Oh thank you all! We love looking at your photos. You seem so happy and we all love seeing kitties happy and loved!
So THAT’s why it’s so chilly here!
Yep. We figured it out!
You figured it out! I’m sure that’s why it’s so darn cold! Everyone close the food box doors ASAP…….purrrrlease!
Thanks for helping us get those food box doors closed, Sammy! 🙂
Our frozen food box is kept in the garage which makes is impossible for us to check out what’s inside – Mum sometimes put some of her food in it and we worry that there wouldn’t be enough room left for our chickens.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx.
You better hire someone to make sure there’s always room for your chickens. 🙂
Ah, so that’s the reason! Silly people, close those boxes. NOW!
That’s right! Mom says some of the boxes must have been closed ‘cuz it’s not as cold today as it has been. MOL!
doodz….we heer ya….we iz thinkin o changin R name ta da tabbies o frozen fish stix !!! ♥♥♥ yur fotoz rock bye de way ~~~~~
MOL!!! We love the new name…..frozen fish stix! Thanks for the compliments on the pix. 🙂
You are such cuties. I agree, we need to shut all the refrigerators.
Thanks so much for agreeing with us!!! 🙂
OMC! Close all the cold boxes, please!
Thanks for joining in the battle! 🙂
Is that why its so cold here too? I don’t like getting in the cold food cupboard….too cold and nothing smells good. When I was a kitten I would jump in but hey, I was a stupid little kit. Ya just couldn’t tell me squat! In short. Close those dang cold cupboards and leave the cold stuffs to the polar bears.
Shoko, we’re so glad you understand what we’re saying! Oh…..and there are no stupid kittens…..only stupid puppies. MOL!!!
You got a point there. I was never as stupid as a puppy…I did have standards….even back then. MOL
All of us kitties have standards. 🙂