Advice for The Mom

Mom, this is what we think you should be using.

What do you mean, “we”??  Hemingway, Mom’s going to get mad.  Are you saying she’s lazy?  Or even worse, are you saying she’s fluffy?

No way!!!  I don’t want Mom getting mad at me.  I was just thinking that she keeps saying it’s too slippery outside with that white stuff out there now so if she stayed inside and used this, then she would get all exercised and would feel better.

Scissorsized?  I don’t want Mom getting cut.

Shakespeare, you never really listen to me, do you?  I think you go off into that Shakespeare world and you just ignore everything else.

It’s nice in my world.  Want to come take a look?

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Luckily I don’t have a passport for your world.