Yesterday morning I had eaten a good breakfast, made sure all my furs were in place, settled down in a comfortable position to wait for Mom to leave for work, when……….

Here I am!  Can I lie down by you?  Can we measure and see who’s longer?  Did you enjoy breakfast?  Is Mom going to that work thing again?  What are we going to do all day?  Are you listening to me?

Mom!!!  Hemingway is ignoring me!!   Again!!!!!